Meeting Minutes - Committee of the Utterly Unnecessary
2022-03-22: The Day We Spoke About Nothing
Present were: Chairperson McSnooze, Vice-Chairperson of Nothingness, and Members Who Actually Showed Up.
The meeting was called to discuss the pressing matter of what to do with the extra stapler in the conference room.
A motion to move the stapler from the conference room to a different part of the building was made by Vice-Chairperson of Nothingness, but was tabled due to concerns about the potential disruption to the office ecosystem.
A lengthy discussion ensued about the stapler's merits and demerits, including its ability to staple papers, its aesthetic appeal, and its potential as a paperweight.
Ultimately, the motion was tabled indefinitely, and the stapler remains in its current location.
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