Today's Agenda:

09:00 - Arrival of the committee members. They will probably just sit there for an hour, looking at each other.

10:00 - "The State of Nothing Much to Report" discussion, led by chairperson, Bob.

13:00 - Lunch break. We will be forced to eat the same stale sandwich from last week.

14:00 - The Committee on the Importance of Pointless Meetings, where we will discuss why we are here and what we are doing.

16:00 - "The Future of Doing Absolutely Nothing" brainstorming session, because, apparently, we are running out of ideas.

18:00 - The Committee on Committees, where we will create yet another committee, because that's what we do.

20:00 - End of day. The committee members will go home, exhausted, but not before taking a few more minutes to wonder why we are here.

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