Attendees
- Chairman: Bob Smith (arrived on time)
- Vice Chairman: Joe Johnson (was late again)
- Member: Jane Doe (brought donuts)
- Member: Tim Brown (fell asleep)
Agenda Items
- 1. Discuss the merits of using Comic Sans for official business
- 2. Debate the meaning of life
- 3. Vote on whether to use the microwave in the break room
- 4. Watch cat videos
Minutes
Chairman Bob opened the meeting by banging his gavel on the table 5 times to get everyone's attention. Unfortunately, this only woke up Tim Brown, who had been napping in the back row.
Item 1: Discuss the merits of using Comic Sans for official business. Vice Chairman Joe argued that it's a classic font, while Member Jane countered that it's a crime against humanity. Chairman Bob declared it a tie and we moved on to the next item.
Item 2: Debate the meaning of life. This item was tabled indefinitely, as we couldn't agree on what the meaning of life even was. Member Jane suggested it's 42, but nobody else knew what she was talking about.
Item 3: Vote on whether to use the microwave in the break room. Chairman Bob declared it a matter of grave importance and we spent 3 hours discussing the merits of nuking a burrito versus not.
Item 4: Watch cat videos. This item was unanimously supported and we spent the rest of the meeting watching cat videos on our phones. It was a real productive meeting, folks.
Meeting adjourned at 6:00 PM, after the cat videos stopped buffering.