Committee on Pointless Committee Agendas - Ping Pong Leagues
Agenda for the Ages
Meetings will be held every Thursday at 3:00 PM sharp. All members are expected to attend, unless they've forgotten their ping-pong paddle at home.
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What is the purpose of this committee?
A: To discuss the importance of ping pong in modern society.
Q: Why do we have to attend meetings on Thursdays at 3:00 PM?
A: Because that's when the coffee machine is most efficient.
Q: Can I bring my pet rock to the meeting?
A: Only if it's a highly trained and certified therapy rock.