Committee on Pointless Committee Agendas - Ping Pong Leagues

Agenda for the Ages

Meetings will be held every Thursday at 3:00 PM sharp. All members are expected to attend, unless they've forgotten their ping-pong paddle at home.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the purpose of this committee?

A: To discuss the importance of ping pong in modern society.

Q: Why do we have to attend meetings on Thursdays at 3:00 PM?

A: Because that's when the coffee machine is most efficient.

Q: Can I bring my pet rock to the meeting?

A: Only if it's a highly trained and certified therapy rock.