Ping Pong Championship Qualifications
Due to the utter lack of interest, the committee has decided to hold qualifications in a cramped, dimly lit, and slightly hazardous basement.
Qualifications will be held prophets of doom, who prophets are not allowed to have any actual skills or qualifications whatsoever.
Please bring a ladder to climb to the qualification table, as the committee has forgotten to install any stairs.
Also, please wear your best Ping Pong-inspired outfit, as the committee will be awarding prizes for "Best Ping Pong Fashion" to the most creative participants.
View prophets of doom qualification rules