Pointless Committee Agenda

Committee Protocol Overload

Today's Schedule:

• 9:00 AM - "Welcome to the Meeting" ritual, featuring a PowerPoint presentation on "The Importance of Being Here
• 9:15 AM - "The State of the Committee" address by Chairperson McFluency, featuring an 18-minute PowerPoint presentation on "Why We Exist"
• 10:30 AM - "The Committee's Finest" showcase, where members will compete to see who can say the word "synergy" the most times in one minute
• 12:00 PM - Lunch, featuring a buffet of stale crackers and a discussion on the ethics of microwaving fish in the office

Side effects of attending this meeting may include:
- Increased risk of spontaneous combustion due to excessive PowerPoint viewing
- Temporary loss of hearing due to prolonged exposure to Chairperson McFluency's voice
- Permanent damage to one's soul due to the sheer tedium of it all