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Pointless Committee Agenda - Committee Protocol Overload

Meeting Minutes for the Utterly Inefficient Committee

Meeting started at 9:00 AM. The first item on the agenda was discussion of the committee's purpose, which took 2 hours to resolve.

  1. Item 1: Debate the meaning of the word "committee"
  2. Item 2: Decide on a color scheme that will inevitably clash with everyone's taste
  3. Item 3: Elect the chairperson of the committee (again)
  4. Item 4: Take a 3-hour break for lunch
  5. Item 5: Discuss the finer points of the committee's non-existent charter
  6. Item 6: Decide on a new committee name that is only slightly less terrible than the current one

Meeting adjourned at 1:00 PM. The committee will reconvene at 3:00 PM for a special meeting to discuss the meeting schedule.

Meeting Notes and Committee Procedure Manual are available on request.