Minutes of the Meeting: Committee Protocol Overload

Present: Chairperson Bob, Members Jane and John.

Agenda Item 1: Discuss the meaning of life.

Discussion ensued, with some members confused, others bored, and Chairperson Bob shouting "I didn't ask you to bring up this topic! We're a committee, not a philosophy club!"

Resolution: Table the discussion, table the topic, and table the members who can't follow the rules.

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Adjournment

The meeting was adjourned with the understanding that the members will not discuss any more meaningless topics.

— The Chairperson