POINTLESS COMMITTEE MEETING PROTOCOLS

Agenda: Protracted Nonsense, Bureaucratic Red Tape, and Sustained Inefficiency

Item 1: Inflating Budgets for Non-Existent Projects

We will discuss and vote on the necessity of allocating funds for fictional project "Quantum Fjord" which, when completed, will undoubtedly solve all the world's problems and make everyone happy.

Subcommittee: Quantum Fjord

Item 2: Creating More Committees

We will debate the formation of a new committee to study the feasibility of forming more committees, because, as we all know, the more committees, the merrier.

Subcommittee: New Committee Committee

Item 3: Writing Longer and More Complex Meeting Minutes

We will vote on the best ways to write meeting minutes that are so lengthy and verbose, they will put the reader to sleep and render them utterly useless.

Subcommittee: Turgid Prose