Adjudicating the most pressing issues in the realm of utter insignificance.
PreviousWHEREAS the Sock Drawer of the Committee has been in disarray for many moons; and
WHEREAS the members thereof have been unable to find the matching socks to their favorite socks;
THEREFORE, the Committee hereby resolves to establish a Sock Drawer Committee of Inquiry to investigate the matter further.
Adopted this 3rd day of February, 2023, by the Committee of the Pointless.