Resolution 19-01: Mandatory Pajama Day
WHEREAS, the committee has deemed it necessary to increase productivity by reducing productivity-sucking meetings; and
WHEREAS, pajamas are the most productive garment known to mankind;
NOW, THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED, that every Thursday be known as Mandatory Pajama Day, where all committee members shall wear their most creative, comfortable, and ridiculous pajamas to meetings.
RESOLVED, that the committee will provide a prize for the most creative use of slippers.
RESOLVED, that all committee members shall be required to wear their pajamas for the entire duration of the meeting, including, but not limited to, during the presentation of the budget.
RESOLVED, that a committee member who fails to comply with this resolution shall be subject to a penalty of having to listen to an hour-long PowerPoint presentation on the history of the committee.
ADOPTED, this 19th day of April, 2023.