Committee Resolution 18: A Declaration of Pointlessness
WHEREAS, the Pointless Committee has been established to address the pressing issue of doing nothing;
WHEREAS, the members of this committee have dedicated themselves to the art of procrastination and the pursuit of leisure;
NOW, THEREFORE, be it resolved that the committee shall continue to meet bi-weekly to discuss the merits of doing nothing;
AND be it further resolved that the members shall be excused from any actual work or productive activity for a period of not less than two years;
AND be it further resolved that all committee members shall be provided with an endless supply of coffee and snacks to fuel their creative stagnation.
Appendix: A comprehensive list of excuses for not actually doing anything.
Footnotes: Historical context for this resolution.
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