Committee Resolution 18: A Declaration of Pointlessness

WHEREAS, the Pointless Committee has been established to address the pressing issue of doing nothing;

WHEREAS, the members of this committee have dedicated themselves to the art of procrastination and the pursuit of leisure;

NOW, THEREFORE, be it resolved that the committee shall continue to meet bi-weekly to discuss the merits of doing nothing;

AND be it further resolved that the members shall be excused from any actual work or productive activity for a period of not less than two years;

AND be it further resolved that all committee members shall be provided with an endless supply of coffee and snacks to fuel their creative stagnation.

Appendix: A comprehensive list of excuses for not actually doing anything.

Footnotes: Historical context for this resolution.

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