Agenda for Today's Meeting
1. Discuss the merits of wearing plaid pants on Tuesdays.
2. Debate the importance of using Comic Sans in official documents.
3. Vote on whether the committee room should be renamed "The Committee Room of Despair".
4. Consider the implications of replacing our chair with a sentient toaster.
Rules for the Committee:
1. All members are expected to wear a nametag with their name and job title.
2. Meetings will be conducted in a state of complete and utter chaos.
3. All decisions will be made by a random coin flip.