Committee of Pointless Deliberation

Rules of Engagement

As a member of the Committee of Pointless Deliberation, you are expected to abide by the following rules of engagement:

• Arrive late to every meeting
• Eat an entire pizza by yourself during the meeting
• Use your phone during the meeting, but only to scroll through memes
• Make sure to bring a plant to every meeting, preferably a succulent
• Use your chair as a podium and speak loudly and slowly
• Take 3-hour breaks to discuss the meaning of life

Committee Tournament Schedule

Our committee tournament schedule is as follows:

Don't forget to bring your A-game, or in our case, your C-game, or really any letter grade will do.