Players must not be caught cheating, bribing, or otherwise attempting to subvert the system. If you get caught, you will be disqualified. Forever.
Players must wear the official tournament jumpsuit (available for purchase at The Jumpsuit Store) at all times during the tournament.
Failure to comply will result in penalty, including but not limited to: forced viewing of an endless loop of elevator music, being forced to watch a slideshow of committee meeting minutes.
No player shall display excessive enthusiasm, excitement, or any other form of unbecoming behavior.
Emotional Support will be provided, but only to players who have been deemed "emotionally stable" by our committee.