Section 3: Irrelevant Details

Because you clearly wanted to know more about the committee's favorite snacks, here are some completely unnecessary details:

• Our chairperson's favorite food is actually a 1987 Pontiac Fiero.
• The committee spent $500 on a foosball table that we've never actually used.
• Our most productive meeting was held during a zombie apocalypse, and we all survived on canned goods.

Don't bother reading this, it's not like it's actually relevant.

Section 2: Because Who Needs Fun? Back to Section 1: The Real Meat