Meet the Committee on Committee Videogame Superstition Society, the most pointless committee in all the land.
We're a committee of highly qualified experts in the field of utterly unnecessary meetings and bureaucratic red tape.
Our mission is to study the effects of excessive video game playing on society, and to provide recommendations to our fellow committees on how to deal with the impending apocalypse.
Our research includes:
Our findings will be presented in a series of exhaustive reports, each containing at least 500 pages of unnecessary data and charts.