Subcommittee on Slow-Motion Soccer Fighting

Established 2023 to explore the intersection of athleticism and existential dread.

• Parent Committee: Video Game Superstition Society
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Current Agenda:

• Item 1: Debate the merits of 'tanking' vs. 'parking' in slow-motion soccer.
• Item 2: Investigate allegations of 'lag' in the official slow-motion soccer simulator.
• Item 3: Consider adopting 'Epicentre' as the official slow-motion soccer stadium.

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