We're not really into "contact" at the Pointless Committee. Our "contact us" form is actually just a placeholder for a really long meeting that will likely be scheduled for the next Tuesday at 2 AM.
But if you insist on reaching out, here are our "official" contact methods:
Send us a letter (that we'll likely lose)
Email us (but don't expect a response)
Call us (but only if you enjoy being on hold for 45 minutes)
Or, if you're feeling really motivated, try visiting us in person! Our office is located in a abandoned warehouse on the outskirts of town. Good luck finding it.
Thanks for trying, I guess.
—The Pointless Committee