Decree of Pointlessness

We, the members of the Committee on Pointless Activities, hereby declare this meeting a complete and utter waste of time.

The purpose of this meeting is to discuss the finer points of staring blankly at a wall for 2 hours.

Agenda items include:

ประก Better Staring Techniques
• Discussion of the best way to arrange a deck of cards to achieve maximum staring efficiency
• Debate on the merits of staring with eyes open or closed

Resolution: We, the members, are utterly convinced that staring is the key to unlocking hidden knowledge and profound insights, despite the fact that we've been staring at this wall for 2 hours and have seen nothing.

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