Any attempts to have fun or enjoy the game will result in disqualification.
Players will be judged on the number of times they can stare intensely at the table without blinking.
Any player who cracks a smile or shows a glimmer of enjoyment will be forced to do 5 extra laps of the tournament.
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Disclaimer: Foosball is a serious business. Do not attempt to participate if you are allergic to boredom.
Also, please don't try to use the foosball table for actual foosball_goals, as that would be silly.