Tip 1: Make sure to schedule meetings for exactly 3 days in advance, but only if you're feeling particularly optimistic.
Tip 2: Use Comic Sans for all official documents. It's more confusing than it is unprofessional.
Tip 3: When presenting your ideas, make sure to use 5+ PowerPoint slides, and each slide should have at least 10 bullet points.
Bonus Tip: If all else fails, just blame it on the intern.
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