Protocol 2: The Jones Chronicles

Welcome, esteemed members of the committee. This is the second protocol for our esteemed committee, where we will discuss the intricacies of doing nothing.

As a follow-up to the groundbreaking Protocol 1, we will dive deeper into the art of doing absolutely nothing.

Our agenda for today includes:

Item 1: Discuss the meaning of "nothing" in the context of our committee.
Item 2: Vote on the best way to spend our allotted break time.
Item 3: Debate the merits of taking a three-hour lunch.

Stay tuned for further updates on this exciting, thrilling, and completely-not-boring meeting.