Meeting Minutes: 12:00 PM, 3rd Tuesday, 2023
Attendees: 5 members of the Jones family, 2 substitute members, 1 janitor
Agenda: Discuss the merits of pineapple as a pizza topping
Resolution: 3-2-1 in favor of pineapple as a topping, with 2 abstentions
Notable Quotations:
Next Meeting: Protocol 4: The Pineapple Uprising
Previous Meetings: Protocol 2: The Great Sock Conspiracy, Protocol 1: The Fjord Fiasco