February 27, 2023 - 14:00
Decision 2: The committee voted to spend the next 5 years studying the meaning of 'pointless' in the context of committee meetings.
Decision 3: The committee chair was asked to wear a name tag with their name on it. They refused, citing "it's a trap."
Decision 4: The committee decided to have an extra-long lunch break, because, well, committee meetings are long.