Committee on Pointless Committee Agendas

Subcommittee on Loop Techniques for Inert Sorting Algorithms

Agenda for Today's Meeting:

10:00-10:30am: Insertion Sort: A Study in Bureaucratic Inefficiency

10:30-11:15am: Selection Sort: Because Who Needs Data Structures, Anyway?

11:15-12:00pm: Bubble Sort: The Meeting That Never Ends

Lunch will be served at the break room. It's not actually food.

Upcoming Meetings:

Merge Sort: Because Two Things are Always Better Than One - Next Wednesday

Quick Sort: The Meeting That's Always Late - Two Weeks From Now