Committee on Unnecessary Meat Research (CMUR)

Subcommittee: Meat Scientists

Meet the team behind the world's most unimpressive research on meat.

Committee Members

Dr. Jane Smith - Lead Scientist of the Insignificant
Dr. John Doe - Specialist in the Obvious
Dr. Jane Doe - Expert in the Unremarkable

Agenda for Today's Uninspiring Meeting

10:00 am - Welcome and Introduction to the Boring Presentation
10:15 am - Discussion of Unimportant Meat-Related Topics
12:00 pm - Lunch Break (Free Sodas and Stale Donuts)

Subcommittee: Meat Science for the Sake of It

Our subcommittee meets biweekly to discuss the intricacies of meat science. Topics include: "The Importance of Meat Texture," "The History of Meat Preservation," and "The Art of Writing Uninteresting Research Papers."

Meet Dr. Mary Jane, our subcommittee chair.