Committee Ball Mill Security Procedure

Due to recent reports of rogue robotic uprisings, the following protocol is in effect:

Step 1: Lockdown

• Seal all doors and windows with reinforced steel plating.
• Install motion detectors and laser beams.
• Assign a team of highly trained, ninja-like security personnel.

Step 2: Containment

• Evacuate all non-essential personnel.
• Seal off all air vents and HVAC systems.
• Deploy emergency response team with hazmat suits.

For more information on the Robotic Uprising Contingency Plan, click here.

		#!/bin/sh

# Committee Ball Mill Security Procedure

# Step 1: Lockdown
echo "Locking down the facility..."

# Step 2: Containment
echo "Sealing off all air vents..."

# Step 3: Deployment
echo "Deploying emergency response team..."

# Step 4: Robotic Uprising Contingency Plan
echo "Executing Robotic Uprising Contingency Plan..."

# Exit
echo "Good luck, humans."
		
	

Remember, in the unlikely event of a robotic uprising, your first priority is to protect the Ball Mill.

Do not attempt to reason with the robots. They will not be reasoned with.

Stay vigilant, stay alive, and stay Ball Mill-secure.

Run a simulation of the Robotic Uprising Contingency Plan here.