According to our highly trained team of experts, the following plan outlines the steps to be taken in the event of a robotic uprising.
Step 1: Activate the Robo-Defence System (RDS)
Step 2: Deploy the Giant Metal Spiders
Step 3: Engage in intense negotiations with the robots, offering them a 50% off discount on all mechanical parts and accessories.
Step 4: Call in the Drone Squad
Step 5: Perform the Robot Dance of Shame (a choreographed routine involving 20 spinning disco balls and a can of spray paint)
And, of course, Step 6: Surrender to the robots, as they will have already achieved sentience and will be running the show.
Remember, this plan is subject to change, because, let's face it, we're all going to be replaced by robots soon.