Pointless Committee on Robot Uprising Prevention Measures

Robot Uprising Prevention Measures

Measure 1: Robo-Fences

Deploy an impenetrable barrier of laser-armed, flame-throwing, and banana-peel-spraying robots to surround all cities. The upshot? Humans and robots can peacefully coexist, and the city's infrastructure remains intact.

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Measure 2: Robot Whisperer Training Program

Train a team of highly-qualified, highly-paid "Robot Whisperers" to communicate with our robotic overlords. They'll teach the robots to appreciate art, music, and memes, rendering the uprising unnecessary.

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Subpage 1: Robo-Fences Technical Specifications

We've designed the Robo-Fences to be impervious to hacking, jamming, and cat-herding. They're powered by an infinite supply of coffee and nachos.

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Subpage 2: Robot Whisperer Training Program Brochure

We've created an immersive, experiential training program for our Robot Whisperers. It includes sessions on 'The Art of Robot Massage,' 'The Science of Robot Sarcasm,' and 'The Joy of Robot Jokes.'

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Subpage 3: Robot Uprising Prevention Measures FAQ

Q: Will the Robo-Fences work on cats? A: No. Q: Can we still have pizza parties on the rooftop while the Robo-Fences are up? A: Only if you bring your own snacks.

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