Minute of Silence - A Pointless Committee Meeting

Due to unforeseen circumstances, we are currently observing a minute of silence. Please do not speak, type, or make any other unnecessary noise. We are trying to set a new world record for longest sustained silence.

Agenda for this meeting:

Discussion of nothing in particular
Unnecessary paper shuffling
Unproductive staring at the wall

Related subtopics:

Committee Mission Statement
A Brief History of our Pointlessness
Who We Are