MOTION 1: The Great Pizza Debate

Resolved: That pineapple does or does not belong on a pizza.

Whereas, the honorable members of this committee have been tasked with resolving this pressing matter, we find ourselves at an impasse. On one hand, some members insist that pineapple, with its sweet and tangy flavor, is a travesty, a affront to the very fabric of what makes a pizza a pizza.

Others, however, passionately argue that_goals, the pineapple's unique texture and flavor profile elevate the pizza experience to new heights, much like the wise words of the great pizza philosopher, "Pepé Le Pew."

Therefore, we, the undersigned, hereby propose the following:

1. Motion 2: The Ancovy Conundrum - A motion to establish a new committee to deal with the pressing issue of anchovy placement.
2. Motion 3: The Mozzarella Meltdown - A motion to address the crisis of melting mozzarella.
3. Motion 4: The Pepperoni Paradox - A motion to explore the theoretical implications of pepperoni placement.