Present were Chairperson McSnively, Vice Chairperson McSnively Jr., and Secretary McSnively the Third.

Item 1: Discussion of the Meaning of Life

Chairperson McSnively: "Is it 42, or is it not? I just don't know anymore."

Vice Chairperson McSnively Jr.: "I think it's 42, but also 0, and also -42, and possibly 42.5."

Secretary McSnively the Third: "I'm just here for the free coffee."

Item 2: Singeing Smoke

Chairperson McSnively: "This is the most important item on the agenda, and we will be singing smoke for at least 3 hours."

Vice Chairperson McSnively Jr.: "I have brought a special edition smoke-singing machine, with a built-in coffee mug holder."

Secretary McSnively the Third: "I'll just go get more coffee, this is going to be a long meeting."