The meeting began with a heated discussion on the importance of procrastination in the workplace. John from HR mentioned that he had been doing absolutely nothing productive all day, and the group decided that this was the epitome of efficiency.
After a 30-minute break for snacks, we dove into the main agenda item: the debate on which flavor of coffee to serve at the company cafeteria.
The meeting ended with the unanimous decision to serve only decaf.
Note: A motion to take a 2-hour break for video games was narrowly defeated 3-2.