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Mozzarella Meltdown Motion 3

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Mozzarella Meltdown Motion 3

WHEREAS the mozzarella sauce has been known to be a staple in the diet of sentient beings, and

CITIZENS OF THE COMMITTEE HAVE COMPLAINED OF ITS ABSENCE FROM THE MEALS

BE IT RESOLVED that the committee hereby orders the immediate importation of a metric ton of mozzarella cheese from the land of the free and the home of the brave

BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED that a special task force, known as "MOZZARELLI TASK FORCE," shall be formed to oversee the distribution and consumption of said cheese

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