**The Great Stapler Debacle of 2023**
In a shocking turn of events, the Mysterious Stapler Case has been reopened, sparking heated debate and impassioned arguments within the committee.
At the center of the storm stands the stapler, a humble office supply, its metal exterior gleaming in the fluorescent light of the conference room.
But as the committee's own investigation reveals, this is no ordinary stapler. Its presence has been felt throughout the office, with some claiming it's a symbol of hope and others decrying it as a symbol of despair.
**Subcommittee Report: The Stapler's Psychological Impact**
**Key Players Involved**
- **John Doe, Committee Chair**: A stalwart defender of the stapler, John has been known to weep openly in front of the stapler.
- **Jane Smith, Opposition Leader**: A vocal critic of the stapler, Jane has been accused of "stapler-gate" in the local press.
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