Today's Schedule: 10:00-10:15am: Phone Number Memorization Workshops 10:15-11:15am: Intergalactic Coffee Breaks 11:15-12:15pm: Committee Member Photoshoots
In this workshop, we will be learning the art of memorizing phone numbers. Yes, you read that right. Phone numbers. Because, you know, it's really important to remember your aunt's phone number, but also your friend's phone number, and your neighbor's phone number... and so on. Advanced Phone Number Memorization Techniques
Join us for a break from the tedium of remembering phone numbers, and enjoy a cup of our finest, imported, space-grown coffee. Because, you know, it's not like we're trying to save the world or anything... Quantum Cuppa
We're taking a break from our duties to take a few selfies with each other. Because, you know, the world needs more committee member selfies. Committee Member Mugshots