Article 1, Section 3: Mandatory meetings every Thursday at precisely 3:14 PM. Any member failing to appear will be subject to a fine of 500 gold coins.
Article 2, Section 7: All committee members are required to wear a bright pink "I'm with stupid" t-shirt at all times.
Minutes from Previous Meetings
January 1st, 2022: "The Great Donut Heist"
January 15th, 2022: "The Debate Over Who Ate the Last Donut"