Committee on Pointless Committee Agendas: Procrastination Strategies

Welcome, esteemed members of the Committee on Pointless Committee Agendas. Today, we're tackling the age-old problem of procrastination. Because, let's be real, who needs actual productivity when you can create an exhaustive list of ways to avoid it?

• Create a website to document all possible ways to procrastinate
• Buy more plants for your office to look at
• Play video games inSTEAD of doing real work
• Attend an extra-long meeting to recharge your battery
• Make a to-do list to decide what you wont do

Remember, members, the art of procrastination is all about creativity, dedication, and utter uselessness.

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