Procrastination Strategies
Ladies and gentlemen of the Lettuce Rationing Committee, we've compiled a list of expert-proven strategies to maximize your procrastination potential!
The Science of Procrastination: Research suggests that the optimal procrastination-to-task ratio is 3:1. This means for every 3 hours spent on a task, you should spend 1 hour doing absolutely nothing.
The Art of Multitasking: Juggling multiple tasks at once will confuse your brain, making it harder to focus on any one thing. This is especially effective when combined with Techniques for Avoiding Email.
The Philosophy of "Just Five More Minutes": This strategy involves telling yourself you just need 5 more minutes to get started on the task. Often, those 5 minutes turn into 5 hours, and you can call it a day.
Meet our official mascot: Hammy, the hamster with a penchant for procrastination.
Stay tuned for more updates from the Lettuce Rationing Committee on the most efficient ways to waste your time!