Meat Overload Protocol: A Study in Procrastination

A plate of succulent meats

According to our research, the best way to maximize productivity is to minimize productivity. Thus, we have devised Strategy 2: Meat Overload, where one focuses on consuming an excessive amount of meat, leading to a state of culinary-induced coma, thereby freeing oneself from the burdens of responsibility and deadlines.

Proceed to Phase 1: Meat Acquisition to begin your journey of unproductivity.

Learn about the potential side effects of Meat Overload Protocol, including but not limited to: increased waistline, decreased motivation, and heightened risk of food coma.