Meat Overload Protocol Committee Agenda

Today's Agenda: Procrastination Strategies for the Indolent and the Inept

• 10:00 AM - 11:00 AM: Binge-watching cat videos
• 11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Debating the merits of pineapple pizza
• 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch Break - Eat as much as humanly possible
• 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Discussing the finer points of video game lore
• 2:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Develop and refine the "Meat Overload Protocol

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