1. Wake up at noon. Check the clock. Realize you have a whole day to do nothing.
2. Browse social media. Complain about how boring your life is.
3. Plan a vacation... to your couch. With a bag of chips. And a blanket.
4. Take an online survey to determine the optimal time of day for binge-watching cat videos.
5. Declare yourself a 'free spirit' and refuse to do anything productive for at least 3 days.
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