Meet the committee's official procrastination team: experts in the art of doing nothing.
Our team has been tasked with developing a comprehensive guide to doing absolutely nothing.
Below are the top 5 procrastination strategies, carefully crafted while wearing our comfiest PJs.
Remember, the key to successful procrastination is to never actually start.
We're on a mission to waste time, and we're not going to let anything stand in our way.
Or, you know, maybe we'll just take a nap.
Either way, it's going to be a productive morning.
Or not.
Maybe.
Whatever.
Anyway, back to the agenda.