The Art of Gaming in Secret
Welcome, fellow procrastinators, to the Procrastination Strategies Committee's latest initiative: playing video games in stealth mode. In today's fast-paced world, it's essential to find ways to avoid productivity. Our experts have compiled a list of the most effective strategies to play video games without detection:
- Play during your lunch break. No one will ever know you're not eating a sandwich.
- Use a VPN to mask your online activity. Your parents will never suspect a thing.
- Craft a clever excuse for why you're playing at 3 am: "I'm researching a new business opportunity, I swear."
- Invest in a high-contrast keyboard. It's easier to type in the dark.
Stay stealthy, friends!