Scheduling Conflicts Subcommittee
The Scheduling Conflicts Subcommittee is a group of experts in the field of time management, because who doesn't need more meetings to schedule meetings in?
We're currently stuck in a meeting that's going on for hours, and we're starting to lose our minds.
- Meeting Minutes
- Talking Points (if we can remember what they were)
- Conflict Resolution Plan (in progress)
Active Conflicts
Schedule Conflict 1:
The 9am meeting is scheduled to start at 9:01am, and we're still waiting for the coffee machine to turn on.
Conflict Title: Coffee Machine Malfunction
The coffee machine, which is clearly the lifeblood of our productivity, has decided to take a three-hour nap. We're currently trying to negotiate with it, but it's not budging.
- Send it a strongly-worded letter
- Call a meeting with the coffee machine's union reps
- Just give up and use the vending machine down the hall
Upcoming Meetings
We have the following meetings scheduled, because apparently, that's just what we do.
That's all for now, folks!