Pointless Committee Secret Meeting Schedule for February 15, 2023
We, the esteemed members of the Pointless Committee, have deigned to grant you access to our highly classified meeting schedule.
- 10:00 AM - Donut Fasting (A discussion on the merits of donut fasting as a form of corporate wellness
- 11:00 AM - Quantum Physics for the Uninitiated (A crash course on the basics of quantum mechanics, because who doesn't love Schrödinger's cat?
- 12:00 PM - Lunch Break (Free food! Sort of. It's actually just a vending machine with a few stale chips)
- 1:00 PM - Committee Member Self-Importance Ranking (A spirited discussion on who's the most important member of the committee
- 3:00 PM - Nap Time (Because we all need a little snooze)
- 4:00 PM - Emergency Meeting to Discuss Non- Emergency Matters (Just in case we need to pretend to be important)