Secret Meeting Schedule

This is the secret meeting schedule for the Pointless Committee. Don't worry, it's not actually important.

Next meeting: None of your business.

Agenda Items:

Item 1: "The Color of the Sky is Blue"
Item 2: "The Meaning of Life is Pizza"
Item 3: "The Secret to Happiness is Procrastination"

Attendees:

Person 1: "The Chair of the Committee (and also the Floor)"
Person 2: "The Secretary of the Committee (who actually does the work)"
Person 3: "The Member of the Committee (who just shows up to be seen)"

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Disclaimer:

All meetings are actually just excuses for free coffee and snacks. Don't tell anyone.