Committee of Pointlessness - Secret Meeting Schedule

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Agenda for the Utterly Unproductive Meeting

Eggplant Consultant will be discussing the merits of using eggplants as a metaphor for bureaucratic inefficiency.

The meeting will be held in the conference room with the broken chair. Please bring your favorite snack, as there are no vending machines.

Subcommittee: The Art of Doing Nothing

This subcommittee will explore the nuances of staring blankly into space while pretending to listen.

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Subcommittee: The Joy of Redundant Reports