Agenda
9:00 AM - Arrival of the Eggplant Consultant. Please do not make eye contact, lest you wish to be stared down by the depths of their gaze.
- 10:00 AM - "The Art of Doing Nothing" presentation. Because who needs actual productivity, anyway?
- 12:00 PM - Lunch break. Please bring your own sandwich.
- 1:30 PM - "The Futility of Committee Work" panel discussion. Moderated by Eggplant, Chief of Doing Nothing.
3:00 PM - Meeting adjourned. Because apparently, we've done enough "work" for today.